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QKI MAIN EXAM ME LIKH AYA HU

Pappu- Bhagwan, Please Punjab Ko America Ki Rajdhani Bna Do Plz Plz Plz. Bhagwan...........

JUST REMEMBER THIS LITTLE FORM

Just Remember This Little Formula - If Your Birthday Is Around November 14th You...........

PAIDA HI LADIES WARD ME HUA TH

Santa Glti Se Ladies Ward Mein Admit Ho Gaya. Nurse- Tumko Sharm Nahi Aati. Sant...........

ADALAT TO RIHA KR RHI THI

Mujrim- Koshish Krna Umr Ked Ho Phansi Na Ho. Pathan Vakeel- Thik H. Cort K Bad............

WICH LAPTOP DO U HAVE

Grl- Wich Laptop Do U Have? Boy- Dell XPS15, i7 Processor, 2.2 Ghz, LED Display,...........

MERE PAS TO ZEHER NHI HAI

1st Frnd- Aj Sham 50000 Ka Intzam Nhi Hua To Is Bejati Se Bchne K Liye Muje Zehe...........

L.I.C WALE B KYA GAZAB

L.I.C Wale B Kya Gazab Scheme Banate Hai, L.I.C Wale Bhi Kya Gazab Scheme Banate...........

YE BAAT SUNKE MERE HAATHO SE

Ye Baat Sunke Mere Haatho Se Gol Gappa Hi Gir Gya, Jab Gol Gappe Wale Ne Kaha-...........

SAGAR KI GEELI RET PAR

Sagar Ki Geeli Ret Par 1 Ldka Baitha Tha. Usne Apne Sath Baithi Ldki Se Pucha- T...........

KABEER JI KA LATEST DOHA

Kabeer Ji Ka Latest Doha, Miss U, Miss U Sab Kahe, Par Actually Miss Kre Na Koye...........

MY PHOTO WILL COME IN NEWSPAPE

Boy 2 Girl- Where R U Going? Grl- To Suicide. Boy- Then, Y So Much Make-Up? Girl...........

1 BAAR 300 PHATHAN SHIP MEIN

1 Baar 300 Phathan Ship Mein Travel Kar Rahe The, Lekin Sare Ke Sare Mar Gaye, K...........

MUJE BI KONSA MARNE KI JALDI H

Dr. Nashedi Se- Saraab Ka Nasha Ahista-2 Insan Ko Mar Deta Hai, Nashedi Muskurat...........

MERI BEHENKO BHABHI CHAHIYE

Girl- Mujhe Kyun Dekh Rahe Ho? Tumhari Koi Behen Nahi Hai Kya? Boy- Hai, Isl...........

MOBILE KA SAB SE JAYDA FAYDA

Mobile Ka Sab Se Jayda Fayda India Ke Logo Ne Uthaya Hai. Qki Ab Bath Room Me Ca...........

TO SAVE MONEY DURING OUTING

To Save Money During Outing With Your Girlfriend. Just Ask To Her- Kya Khaayegi ...........

100 SAAL KA BUDDA MRNE K BAD

100 Saal Ka Budda Mrne K Bad Swarg Ki Ronak Or Apsaraon Ko Dekh Kr Bola- Ye Sala...........

BIGA SA LGTA HE AALAM MUJE

Santa Neend Mein Bola- Biga Sa Lgta He Aalam Muje, Bigi Si Lgti He Subah Muje, B...........

1SAAL ME KITNE MAHINE HOTE HAI

Nursry Mam- 1saal Me Kitne Mahine Hote He? Papu- Mam, 12. Mam- Tumhe Kese Pata? ...........

DON’T MARRY I STILL LOVE U

Getting Bored? ................... Need Some Fun In Life? Go To A Stranger’s Wed...........